The Dungeon Quoteboard

If I have no idea about an answer, I just make up a story. I made up a story about an elephant family
-- mgoss, about modsim test

I don’t know what I was smoking when I posted that!
-- Dr White, to knowledge base class

Isn’t it funny how everybody copies Xerox?
-- jerickso

It’s not slowing down as much as I would like. The processor is still too responsive.
-- Dr Geisler

If I stand here and eat Nutty Bars (which are my favorite food) all day, I’m not going to move. But I might scale, because I am the center of my own universe.
-- Dr Toll

It occurred to me in class one day that if there’s a right-cick, is there a wrong-click?
-- Dr Toll

Late Night Wisdom about Sleep:
"Make sure you get some sleep tonight" -- person 1
"Sleep is for the weak!" -- person 2
"The weak are such for they sleep not!" -- person 3

Quality is conformance to Dr. Aguilar’s requirements
-- Wolverton

Dr Toll's contribution to the integration of faith and learning: "As long as there are classes with a Bill Toll, there will always be prayer in school."
-- ldurovey

Moderation. You sin in moderation
-- Dr Adkison

I spend most of my life feeling brain damaged.
-- Dr Brandle

Please don’t say anything about my code eloping with Microsoft!
-- ckeck

I really don’t have a problem with evil.
-- tchase

This methodology [systems analysis] works you all. I've been involved in rocket science, and this is not rocket science.
-- Dr Adkison

The English language is not orthogonal at all.
-- Dr Adkison

The problems with Parkenson’s Law is that I’m pretty shaky with it.
-- Dr Toll

Now you can go psychedelic in new and strange ways.
-- Dr Geisler

Is it ethical to take advantage of others’ piracy to undermine their government?
-- Dr Brandle

I just think in page breaks, if that makes sense at all.
-- Dr Adkison

I don’t mind sharing my opinion, especially if I’m right.
-- Dr Adkison

You could shoot a process, and it would say, 'Hahaha, I'm wearing my bullet proof armo.' That's when you have to shoot it in the head.
-- Dr Geisler

Everything I learned in life, I didn't learn in Upland.
-- Dr Adkison

I'll be me when I'm his age.
-- rpease

They’re turning away our women!
-- Prof Cramer

They go off and become druggies or something. I wish I had that problem.
-- Dr Brandle

Dr Brandle to a student during advising: "You'll be brain-dead by the end of the end of your 4th class in a row."
Prof Cramer's comment to that student: "That's good"

If you don't show up Wednesday, I'll [ed. - rest removed due to violent nature of threat].
-- ntodd, describing the intensity with which btoll doesn't like people skipping the day ISD and animations are due.

It's like dialup on your desktop.
-- Ben Roller on working in the dungeon with a flaky network connection because the brand new switches have hardware problems.

The Internet is kind of a boring place these days.
-- David Kasper

I will hammer you!
-- Nathan McCauley

Breakpoints are 3D now.
-- Mikey

I just logged into Linux. I feel like a super nerd.
-- Andrew Neal