The Dungeon Quoteboard

You know you are old when you are legacy data.
--Jim English, IT Dept.

Oh, bad program! I'll rm you! Boing!
--Dr. Toll

So, your IQ is based on how much non-Microsoft code is in your brain.
--Dr. Toll

Jane Doe is my feminine side.
--Dr. Aguilar

One and one is three--no, two. No, really, I know one and one is two.
--Dr. Aguilar

I keep getting those lose weight while you sleep emails. I'm seriously thinking of trying that.
--Vic

That means that we'd have to start sleeping first.
--jsmyrl

You got to get your foot in the door, but y'all, they are not going to hire your foot.
--Dr. Adkison

Leadhat Rinux!
--Carl

Vanilla Coke is a little different than air.
--darkwing

Definition of Knowledge Engineer: "Take the expert and stuff him in the system."
--nmccalme

Let's keep it in hex for simplicity.
--jgeisler

I can do anything; I'm a woman.
--Beth H.

It was kinda fun.
--Nate Ehresman describing getting engaged.

Oh! I see the family resemblance.
--Jayd

AARRGGHHHHH!!!.... and you may quote me on that.
--Dr. Brandle in frustration

I may have been wrong.
--Dr. Adkison

That's not fair!
--Ben Ramsay on being awoken by the camera flash when we took a "dead-tired lab supe" picture.

I will fork myself into your little brains.
--mgoss to nehresma and sb

Coffee fixes everything.
--Prof. Cramer

I'll satisfy YOUR user!
--nwilliam to Dr. Aguilar

Cats, dogs, and tables are in the same category because they all have four legs and can kill chickens
--akole

Oh, I did? I'm a tool!!
--Nate Ehresman in response to Ducky telling that he (Nate) set the CVS root to localhost...

You can't quote me!
--mgoss to grsmith via GAIM

They should have a "Blue Screen of Life"; it'd be a lot more user friendly.
--Vic

I'm Microsoft.
--crobinso

You have an escape button in your pocket!
--mgoss to alcole

Don't scribble out my quote!
--Keller Davis

You have no ethics.
--T.R. to Dave Crim

And that is the fundamental flaw with Code Warrior.
--nshepard to nwilliam when he couldn't use a dynamic sized array.