The Dungeon Quoteboard

Like, if we're that bored, and he's gone over this for eighteen years, why isn't he more bored than we are?
--Clint Herron

Tests fear me, women love me.
--Sparty

Luke Ehresman is the most sexy coder I've ever met.
--Grant

Jar Jar is my father.
--Luke

How could an environmentalist hate Chesapeake Bay? I'll have to go deface their building over there."
--Dr. Aguilar

It figures. My button fell off my pants today, and since then, it's all been going a little weird.
--Ben

We were pretty proud of it until it didn't work.
--Chris Beebe

You can be the anti-bouncer.
--Andrew Shaffer to Jon Rupp

So what's with this new architecture you guys came up with for your mud?
--Jon Rupp

I apologize for the apparent putziness of our code.
--Justin Scheiber

We are just waiting on ice cream and death.
--Joy Santos

It's time to pretend this is real data.
--Aaron Williamson

He's the nicest evil man I know.
--Mike Rivera

This is a good distribution . . . for just being random out of my head.
--Tony Dunckel

I consider them to be Mennonite, charismatic Muslims.
--Prof. Roth

ADA is my woman.
--Ben Friedberg

I don't believe in reality.
--Brent Gerig

I love how windows is dumb.
--Matt Prentice

Olson is my mistress hall.
--Brandon Carl

I wanted to tell the squirrel, "I told you so!"
--Mike Rivera

I've got two kidneys and Internet access. Any questions?
--Brandon Carl

You give me something with computers and anything stupid is possible.
--Nate Ehresman

I was thinking . . . nevermind, I wasn't.
--Justin Scheiber

Who would have thought www.monkeypee.com would not be registered?
--Nate Ehresman

Dr. Diller is like a father to me.
--Aaron Williamson

The one thing I've learned this semester is that Tony is perfect.
--Melissa Mange

So that's a false alarm on his demise?
--Dr. Diller

We should order some brides tonight.
--Matt Prentice

I'm a big dork!
--Toya Webb

I'm a big dork! Plus, I look like Donnie Osmond!
--Brandon Carl

I need a drink but I'll settle for water.
--Jeremy Schea

Boy, we really packed that up at a fundamental level.
--Brandon Carl

It's ISD on steroids!
--Melissa Mange

Borland is a big weiner.
--Brandon Carl

I don't need a social life -- I'm engaged.
--Scooter

Not just any mutation. We're talking put-in-a-fly-get-out-a-donkey type of mutation.
--Justin Scheiber

You can't send queries to a cloud.
--Hacker

I don't have the mind of an ant.
--Dr. Toll

I am code monkey, hear me roar.
--Grant Hollis

Javascript is a magical language.
--Jonathan Rupp

Dr. White scares me!
--Dr. Toll

So you're going to have to kooch up some data . . .
--Dr. Aguilar

By "yes," I meant "no."
--Paul Borrego

The Christian flag is set to null
--Luke Ehresman

Scheme is the last addition to my otherwise all encompassing knowledge.
--Spartacus

So it's not a chicken or egg thing. I need a half-chicken-half-egg.
--Brendan Lee

What does this face say to me? "Hi, I just died."
--Spartacus

This is why systems fail.
--Dr. Adkison, looking at Paul Biles

I'm macho.
--Dr. Brandle

I'm sweating on the top of my head.
--Dr. Diller

Mosey with a vengeance!
--Dr. Brandle

I don't have notes . . . only circles and questions!
--Bones