The Dungeon Quoteboard

I think smarties redeem Canada.
--Clint Herron

It's raining really hard outside. I checked undergroundweather.com.
--Luke Ehresman

Goodbye, world.
--Dungeon Monkey

My lap's lonely.
--Justin Rogers

I have a spoon in my pocket.
--Dr. Brandle

Beth, do you have a red grading pen of death?
--Clint Herron

I'm like Robin Hood, except with thumb tacks.
--Sparty

No way! We can change the colors!
--Philip Alexander

So that was how Walt Campbell tried to kill me.
--Tech

It's a government project, but it's not as good as Ada.
--Justin Rogers, speaking about CLIPS

Yogurt is the future.
--Sparty

Feel my earlobe.
--Thomas Hruska, to Spartacus

I don't want to feel your earlobe.
--Spartacus, in response to above

I am a hairless wonder!
--Dr. Brandle

Those are Windows users, remember, they're stupid people.
--Thomas Hruska

Submit your brownies to God...and our bellies.
--Grant Hollis

I'm all about making roommates hate each other.
--Luke Ehresman

I got a blister from coding.
--Grant Hollis

Before the computer, we didn't know anything about the Amish.
--Brian Ewbank

I'm in the future right now! To your meager intellect, that might seem like a contradiction, but it's not.
--Sparty

It's not cool to take advantage of a sleep deprived person like this...nor may you quote them.
--Luke Ehresman

I wanna be like Sparty when I grow up.
--Donnie Shilling

He's really not that bad looking.
--Tech

You could make an EXP that looks like a swastika.
--Telman

Move over, Vanna, we've got assembler.
--Dr. Brandle

Sun hands out free, digital beer.
--Dr. Brandle

Remember: this is the week I don't care.
--Dr. Brandle

I need to make a copy of myself so that I can sacrifice it.
--Dr. Brandle

Invest your money in books [instead of girls]; they will never leave you.
--Luke Ehresman

I'm not a geek; I'm a technically-qualified positive communicator.
--Dr. Brandle

I'm going to cheat...oh, wait...no, I'm not.
--Dr. Brandle

You don't want a take-home test; it requires comprehension.
--Dr. Brandle

Ninety-six percent of Christians breathe, ninety-eight percent of non-Christians breathe.
--Dr. Brandle

Compatibility becomes the sacred cow.
--Dr. Brandle

Don't go into the ministry unless you can't stay out of it.
--Dr. B's Dad

Ex-dungeon monkeys who got released on good behavior.
--Dr. Brandle, concerning Tim Young and Greg Beeley

They are living high on the hog.
--Dr. Brandle

I have half-vegetarian standards.
--Dr. Brandle

Competitive programming team: it's a varsity sport. [Like football], it gives you brain damage - just ask Rupp, Hruska, and Spartacus.
--Dr. Brandle

Life's a beach...a virtual address space.
--Dr. Brandle

Is that why our inputs have no effect on our outputs?
--Philip Alexander

Maybe it's just something to do with being a woman, but I'm really good at planning other people's lives.
--Cathleen McClanathan

"Ah, .NET. How I know thee, yet how I know the not."
--Andy Stohrer